When girls get drunk, it doesn’t matter if we don’t like each other. We’re best friends for the night, or we’re fighting in the street. There is no in between.
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
I don’t get why bras are so expensive I mean I didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)